Logo

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:05

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

What! how could you do that?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Do you know what she said mum?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

True - how I loved my mum!

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

What do you mean son?